Rainbows and Farts

Scattered bits of randomness

This is a birthday cake…made out of meat. Both layers are stuffed with cheese. The frosting is a glorious mixture of mashed potatoes, ketchup, brown sugar and, of course, crumbled bacon. How did it taste? It tasted like every kind of awesome ( i’m tearing up a little just thinking about it). It is the most amazing meat “thing” I have ever created.

Me and my kid..because we’re cool like that.

About 6 months ago a scared, hungry abandoned kitty made its way to my front door. Being the crazy cat lady that I am, I fed her and we became friends. It turns out that the jerk who had her (and dumped her off ) before, neglected to have her fixed. There is no excuse for not having your animal spayed or neutered. None. That said…LOOK AT THE ADORABLENESS THAT LIVES IN MY ROOM!!

The end gets me every time.
Ive made a terrible mistake… - Imgur

The end gets me every time.

Ive made a terrible mistake… - Imgur

When you have a cat, it’s important to assert dominance over it. - Imgur

When you have a cat, it’s important to assert dominance over it. - Imgur

You don’t like strawberries..I get it..geeezzz.

You don’t like strawberries..I get it..geeezzz.

Anonymous asked: What's the first book you can remember? Even if you weren't old enough to read it, just the first you can remember.

amazingatheist:

The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Everyone loves “The Very Hungry Caterpillar.”

museum-of-odd:

A pair of of wet preserved human arms with early Traditional Americana style tattoos.

I need to know the story behind this marvelous display. I would put this on the mantle over my fireplace.

museum-of-odd:

A pair of of wet preserved human arms with early Traditional Americana style tattoos.

I need to know the story behind this marvelous display. I would put this on the mantle over my fireplace.